when you’ve been asking god to give you some kind of happiness for the ending of this cursed 2016 and he shows you how big your post-apocalyptic daughters have grown
Highly privileged American teenagers: “The material conditions under capitalism contribute greatly to my anxiety on a daily basis! Communism is the way to go!!!”
People that have actually lived–or are currently living–under Communism (or Marxist leaders):
Cuba–
Poland–
China–
Zimbabwe–
And you all try to talk about how communism is the way forward.
As a millennial, I’d much rather live in a capitalist society and work to build my future rather than live under fascist dictators….
Trixie: Lucifer, is there a monster under my bed?
Lucifer: Of course not, here I’ll prove it *checks underneath* OH DEAR DAD IT’S GOT ME! SAVE YOURSELF- I’m just kidding it only eats children goodNIGHT
❝ A few years ago I almost lost her so I trashed all my suits. Then we had to mop up Hydra. Then Ultron, my fault. And then, and then, and then. I never stopped. ‘Cause the truth is I don’t wanna stop. I don’t wanna lose her. I thought maybe the Accords can split the difference. In her defense, I’m a handful. Yeah dad was a pain in the ass, but he and mom always made it work. ❞