Woman? Is that meant to insult me?

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It’s the world, dear. Did you expect it to be small?

And gayer

earthponi:

fluffybunnybadass:

jinngersnap:

fluffybunnybadass:

ruecian:

toastydoodles:

usbdongle:

sparagm0s:

merryxigmas:

3tno:

myutsuu:

merryxigmas:

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

he does exist!

they do exist

oohh….*faints*

santa?

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

WHAT

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

from 1993.
thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years.

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

taco-bell-rey:

Basically the American public schools

ushkoriley:

Damn Charlotte, you just gonna put a dude out there like that?

adeles:

I.. Am… Groot!

Sam: I needed some time off. To deal. So I’m taking a road trip with my brother.
Detective Ballard: How’s that going for you?
Sam: Great. I mean…We saw the second largest ball of twine in the continental U.S. Awesome.

stanseb:

“You really gonna go through with this?“

Kids in The Walking Dead

buddy-bucky:

*series*

Adults: Oh no, this kid saw death. How is he going to live?

He will become evil and bloodthirsty. Do not kill the walkers and people in front of the child.

*games*

Clementine: