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I still need to know what dog this is
It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.
Holy shit.
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW
MOUSE
THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!
Level 1
Level 17
Level 35
I could literally ride this dog into battle.
and I would.
For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff 🙂
Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.
Fuck now I want a cartoon of it
BIG BABIES
nonviolentanarchistphilosophy:
nothing
I’m Mexican and you wanna know what I’m willing to sacrifice for you? Zero.
Eastern European and I say nothing. We remember.
Why are we listing our races.. but yea white american and I’m not risking shit for anyone Mother Jones feels worthy of writing an article about.
Eastern European is not a race.
Tell that to the British 😛
Been saying that for some time now but yo lot need 200 years to make a decision. 😀
I sacrificed my youth, my health, and my financial future for you goat fucking savages, and for my trouble the “peaceful” ones pushed my platoon into an ambush that cost me the ability to walk normally for the rest of my life, and cost their fellow muslim ANA their lives.
Go fuck yourself op.
The wall to your left. I’m reading steel reinforcement…
… and an air current.
my favorite out of context quotes from my archeology professor so far in no particular order
- and floridians are just as human as you and me!
- and the moral of the story is that there are no deadly snakes native to alaska
- you might know this guy as one of the only archaeologists cool enough to be mentioned by indiana jones
- it’s my dream to have my name said by harrison ford
- i’m not going to apologize for having this class at 6am because you paid for it and it’s your fault.
- we don’t all dress like lara croft. i tried to get it to be a thing on a dig and my colleagues yelled at me.
- they were pretty good archaeologists except they were too racist to realize anything they found.
- i take back what i said about us not dressing like lara croft because lewis binford here is wearing nothing but short shorts and a cowboy hat. take notes for an academic halloween costume!
- archaeologists can be good artists! not me, though. or anyone i know. but if you can draw just know you have options.
- sometimes you find dead bodies when you dont really expect it and you just have to deal with it
- archaeologists are the only people allowed to get exited when they find corpses.
- once i ruined thanksgiving dinner when i told my family i had gotten my degree in archaeology and my uncle commented he liked dinosaurs too
- the closest i’ve ever been to a grizzly bear is when i left my glasses in my tent on a dig in alaska, saw a big rock in the distance, and almost screamed
additional quotes
- ah yes. archaeologists. or, as i love to call us, pottery analysts
- i mean he was kind of a good guy for helping us beat britain but he owned slaves so that really cancelled it out.
- archaeology is like cultural anthropology, except after you interview the person you turn around and shoot them in the head.
- do not use trees! trees are bad! don’t do it!
- usually you find shards, but it’s super exciting when you find a really big shard
- it’s basically like a waterpark, except you’re fully clothed and walking through a dark tunnel knee deep in muddy water. so, basically splish splash.
- i dont believe in curses but my colleagues and i like to encourage the idea of them so people stop touching our stuff
- usually, you would find a knife in a kitchen. or underneath your pillow to really freak out your roommate who is a history nerd and has no idea why you would sleep with a knife under your pillow and he’ll get really scared and freaked out and okay i’m getting off topic
- no matter what the other scientists say, archaeology is a real science.
- don’t worry, i promise you, and whatever government agency that’s spying on me right now, that i’m not a crazy communist trying to overthrow the government
- by now you’ve noticed the big “POP QUIZ” written on the board. there isn’t one, but i wanted to see the looks on your face when you saw it. but you’re all dead inside so it’s not really funny.
- everything was fine except the citizens of pompeii just woke up dead the next day
- the number one question you should ask when you read old archaeology papers is “how the hell do you know?”
- nothing pisses off old men more than young people asking “why” and “prove it” so do that as often as possible
- this is incredible! all it takes is a computer the size of this room!
even more from the margins of my notebook!
- when in doubt, it’s ritualistic
- coprolites are the only shit archaeologists get excited over
- i know the only reason you’re not laughing at my hilarious jokes is because it’s early
- they called it the garbage project. which is also what people call the projects i work on when we apply for funding.
- what you have to realize is that people are fundamentally weird. they do weird stuff now and they have done it thousands of years ago.
- things come and go but pottery is forever
- i dont know if you all know this but moose are terrifying abominations.
- and today’s lesson is about the difference between dirt and soil!
- please, please, please do not eat old butter you found buried in a bog.
- normally i would say this blackboard is a feature because it isn’t portable and can’t be moved but this is a community college so who knows
one of my biggest fears is that this will get so many notes that someone in the class will see it and show it to the professor and he’ll realize half the notes ive been taking in class are jotting down the weird shit he says
“what you have to realize is that people are fundamentally weird. they do weird stuff now and they have done it thousands of years ago.” aka the reason i majored in medieval studies
basically archaeologists make the best shitposters
Someone: Oooo why are you smiling at your phone?? Is it a boy ;)???
Me, scrolling through Joe Biden memes: uh,,,yeah
You need a favor? Yes, your scientific expertise on a discreet matter.
American millennials: by voting for Bernie and protesting when Donald Trump wins, we are participating in a revolution!
People from all over Eastern Europe and Africa and Asia and everywhere else were actual fucking revolutions happened against incredibly corrupt governments and people were jailed, tortured, and died by the millions: *look into the camera like they’re on The Office*
I think what sucks most is knowing Tony won’t ever believe he deserves to be called a Hero.
Tony has made many Sacrifice Plays and despite all of that, he gets called out for who he is when the suit isn’t on. All the shit he’s gotten for his typical behavior as The Tony Stark will always cloud people’s views of what he does as Iron Man. Which sucks because they’re one and the same.
And as Narcissistic as Tony is it’s as if the only time he actually takes credit is when he’s joking.
And what’s worse is that even as Tony Stark he helps others, he is helpful without the suit and he will forever get shit because he’s not Mr.Perfect.
I may not be okay with Tony’s Behavior all the time but I’ll be damned if someone takes the Hero Title away from him. He’s just as much a hero as all of the other Avengers.
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