interstellarsam:

the most extra things that hamlet did in the play, in no particular order

• told his mother that no matter how much black he wore it could never really reflect how he felt inside
• had a full conversation in a graveyard with a gravedigger about death and talked to the skull of a man he hadn’t even seen in twenty-three years 
• physically attacked his mom over her sex life
• wrote an entire play to frame his uncle for murder instead of just going to the authorities or killing his uncle like he kept planning on doing
• jumped into ophelia’s grave to fight with laertes over which one of them loved her more
• “how do i distract everyone so i can plan my uncle’s murder? act fucking insane? okay that works lmao”
• forged a letter from his uncle instructing the people in england to murder his former best friends instead of him 
• stabbed polonius and then said it was his fault for being too nosey

werewolfsingles:

I love that hermione’s reaction to finding out hagrid is hatching a dragon in his fireplace is “hagrid you live in a wooden house”

starvedandempty:

i have this fear that even if i lose twenty pounds, i will STILL have a big stomach, & huge fucking thighs.
this scares me deeply.

littlemisstorment07:

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pinesollux:

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”