– Deadpool is insecure
– Deadpool has chronic pain
– Deadpool is submissive in bed – Deadpool is pansexual – Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
– Deadpool is a blonde
– Deadpool’s initials are WWW
– Deadpool had an abusive father
– Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
– Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
– Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
– Deadpool had a daughter
– Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
– Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
– Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
– Deadpool is good with kids
– Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
– Deadpool hates himself
– Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
– Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
– Deadpool reads his own comics
Conclusion:
Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.
Let’s not forget:
– Deadpool knows sign language – Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can – Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before – Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm – Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable – Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times – Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving – Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect
– Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” – Deadpool bought diapers for Hope – Deadpool has a dog
– Deadpool didn’t become like his dad
– Deadpool is a good person
– Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds
– Deadpool is broke 75% of the time
– Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man
– Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” – Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.
Another interesting Sobek tidbit from a book I’m currently reading: ‘Daily Life of the Egyptian Gods’ by Dimitri Meeks.
“Sobek, the crocodile, surprised a band of enemies and massacred them. A victim of his natural inclinations, he unhesitatingly devoured them all; but he carried their heads back home with him as proof of his exploit. The gods rushed toward him, shouting, “Prevent him from eating them (the heads), give him bread!” One can imagine the expression on poor Sobek’s face. This god was not particularly successful at keeping his predilection for meaty dishes under control and was sometimes overwhelmed by sudden cravings.
When the dismembered Osiris was cast into the Nile, Sobek yeilded to temptation and gulped down part of his body. He was subsequently punished for his lapse, due to his boundless voracity more than to a desire to do harm to the body of his fellow god: he had his tongue cut out. That, so the story goes, is why crocodiles do not have tongues.“
Every time I see a ‘modern au’ ft a character that has some sort of limb replacement like a metal arm or w/e and the ‘cool au version’ of it is a sleeve tattoo I literally want to reach through the screen and slap some sense into whoever posted it
They got a prosthetic in canon they gonna get a prosthetic in the au!!!! Because, I know this is a little far-fetched, but people who need prosthetics actually exist!!! In real life?! What a coincidence?!
Also you want cool prosthetics??? They totally exist
Want your character to have a cool prosthetic in the modern day?
steampunk? check
#aesthetic? Floral?
avant garde?
cyberpunk?
there are no excuses for erasing canonical disabilities
alistair and the warden learning how to be proper grey wardens on their own by making a list of things duncan would sigh deeply about them doing titled
that’s why they just attacked a guy for wearing a shirt…
What the actual hell, get the damn fire hoses out and arrest these monsters.
Am I the only one who had a bit of a giggle when the guy just stood up at the end, dusted himself off, and put on his glasses? I know it’s a dumb thing to point out, but my god these Antifa fucks are limpwrist faggots. They had a massive mob attacking a guy and it looks like they barely hurt him.
Still, this shit sets a very dangerous precedent and I wish people who were more ignorant of politics would stop supporting Antifa.
Where the fuck are the police as this is happening?
Seems to be the case that either they actually do their jobs, or they just give these pricks free reign to beat on whoever the fuck they want to. Depends on where it happens, a lot of the time, since campus police can be told to stand down. That’s assault, and every one of them should be charged for it.
I was gonna say it’s impressive how long the guy held off a swarm of people witth hard sticks and poles.
Then I remembered it’s Antifa. And I became less impressed.
They beat this guy over a shirt? And they think they have the moral high ground???
I think the shirt said “Karl Marx is an unwashed faggot”