“… such as someone in the community making a joke about lettuce, which is a reference to the Contendings of Set and Heru-sa-Aset (or Horus the Younger); a long lasting contention for Egypt’s throne that cumulated with Heru-sa-Aset ejaculating into Set’s lettuce, in order to satisfy their eighty-year long pissing contest.”
my friend asked me to take a survey for her classroom presentation. im taking artistic liberties.
y’all need to appreciate my ability to condense this giant clusterfuck into one comprehensible sentence