Seeing John Mulaney do his ‘Robot Test’ bit has given me a strong desire to see him play a live action Riddler.
But not like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Like, let’s make a John Mulaney version of Edward Nigma. Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’. And now supposedly he’s committed to killing Batman but he doesn’t actually want to be the cause of a man’s death so he just obfuscates things with ‘clues’ and ‘riddles’ and ‘battles of wits’ until Batman inevitably defeats him and he’s just like ‘oh thank god please don’t hit me’.
Batman’s like ‘you need help Nigma’ and he’s just like ‘yeah that’s fair, I should probably look into seeing somebody at this point, I became a supervillain because of social anxiety and that might just be a red flag you know?’
“Hey, Batman, think you’ve seen everything, huh? Well, figure out how to deal with this! You know Gotham General Hospital? Yeah? Well you’ll never guess what I let loose in there!”
“Riddle me this, what has four hooves and presents a massive health and safety violation?”
Actually I really need this.
Where do i sign up?
Adds more characters to my ever growing muse list…..
Domeric Bolton and Myrcella Lannister
Aneurin Barnard and Alexandra Dowling respectively
You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.
Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.
But here we are.
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I think everyone should make a post with just a ❤ and let mutuals comment on the post with nice things :’)
How could she think such things of him? After all he’s been through, seen and done to get back home to give it all away and live in Dorne?! Viserys shook his head, his silver blonde locks falling in his face as he heard her multitude of questions. “You know me too well to think I would give this all away and be some pet. She’s very easy on the eyes, but what she wants and what I want are two very different things.” He informed Daenerys as he watched her pour a drink only to set it aside. He noted how his next choice of words had seemed to quell the rage burning inside and he looked down briefly at the flooring beneath them.
“You are giving up too easy, my dragon blooded love.” his head tilted gently to one side as he gave her a questioning look unsure of what was going on in her head if she was so ready to give him over to the Dornish Princess. “She makes me happy, but- but not in the ways that matter. She’s just a friend, a friend who may want more from me but won’t find it.” He told her being brutally honest about this now, Allyria was nice and pretty but she’d never be what he truly desired, not since that night in the tent in the Dothraki Sea, not since she’d blossomed into a woman. “Look at you….making apologies and relenting to some crazed idea.” He gave a low chuckle, still trying to understand Daenerys and failing to do so. She was so different right now, shoulders sagged instead of straight and held back, like she would so often do. Holding herself like a Queen, like the royal she was meant to be and was.
“Daenerys” Viserys growled softly as he placed a hand on one of her clenched hands his fingertips trailed around the place the skin where her index finger and thumb connected hoping her hand would ease and allow him to grasp her hand in his. “You’re an idiot if you think I want to marry and love Allyria Martell like that.” His voice came out in a lower hush than he had expected and he gave a sigh as he placed a small kiss on her cheek before he pulled away ever so slowly.
I miss playing Susan Pevensie.
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