@xladywinterx

“Get your dress out of the trunks than, we’ll get a banner from one of your fathers men and one of one from my own and we can use those as stand in cloaks.” He told her with ease, quick on the thinking, himself having no idea where his houses cloak was at.

“Not ever wedding needs to be planned and outlined, nor need fancifulness to it. We’re not royals.” He chuckled as he put his large hand over her smaller one and squeezed it. “A few weeks ago I could have been dead. A few weeks later who knows what could happen. I want you now Cat. We’ve waited far too long for this. Far too long. I want you to be my wife, not so that I can just bed you, but because I want to start a life with you.”

persephonememes:

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

  • ❛ What happened? ❜
  • ❛ How are your injuries? ❜
  • ❛ Just promise me you’ll stay here. ❜
  • ❛ You can’t blame yourself. ❜
  • ❛ You know I’m here for you, right? ❜
  • ❛ I’ve never seen you like this before. ❜
  • ❛ When I wake up, you won’t be there. ❜
  • ❛ Okay. You get to leave now. ❜
  • ❛ No. I don’t believe you. ❜
  • ❛ Just.. put down the very sharp knife… ❜
  • ❛ It wasn’t your fault. It hurts. ❜
  • ❛ This isn’t you. ❜
  • ❛ Stop it. ❜
  • ❛ You should be resting. ❜
  • ❛ Are you okay? Did they hurt you? ❜
  • ❛ How can you act like that? ❜
  • ❛ Then why are you still here? ❜
  • ❛ Are you okay? ❜
  • ❛ You can’t live in the past. You gotta move on. Let it go. ❜
  • ❛ And when were you planning on telling me? ❜
  • ❛ What are you, trying to give me a heart attack? ❜
  • ❛ What’s wrong? What happened? ❜
  • ❛ I thought we agreed that secrets are bad! ❜
  • ❛ Sorry. Didn’t want to push any sore spots. ❜
  • ❛ Everything okay? ❜
  • ❛ Do you even know where you’re headed? ❜
  • ❛ I can’t help you unless you talk to me. ❜
  • ❛ Promise me you’re not gonna over-react. ❜
  • ❛ It’s okay, it’s gonna be okay. ❜
  • ❛ Whoa, what are you doing? ❜
  • ❛ Why do you run from me? ❜
  • ❛ You’re changing the subject. ❜
  • ❛ It’s four o’clock in the morning, what are you doing? ❜
  • ❛ You’re bleeding. ❜
  • ❛ You gotta be more careful. ❜
  • ❛ I meant… How are you holding up? ❜
  • ❛ You’re avoiding my question. ❜
  • ❛ I think the worst of it’s over now. ❜
  • ❛ Don’t let fear keep you quiet. You have a voice so use it. ❜

insufficientlykinglike:

gothvegas:

ollies-outies:

siderealsandman:

abadmeanmess:

siderealsandman:

davefunkadelic:

siderealsandman:

the biggest lie, i think, the internet perpetuates about D&D is that a skinny little twink of a bard just needs to roll a nat 20 to seduce a dragon

like a dragon…a creature with more wealth and power than any other creature on the planet…a creature who is easily an 11/10 when they deign to take humanoid form…would look at your skinny little 8 STR half-elf Bard whose own father doesn’t even love them and go…yeah I’d like to fuck that

Counterpoint, my good man:

Dragons fuck

Dragons fuck, clearly, but not just any joe blow schmoe with a big Charisma stat. If I’m Joseph J Dragon sitting on a small hill of gold and jewels I’m not gonna waste my time boning every monsterfucking tiefling twink with a lyre. I would have standards.

Counter-counterpoint: dragons are SUPER horny

Counter-counter-counterpoint: even if dragons are SUPER horny they’ve got better prospects than spindly little bards!!!! They could be off fucking cloud giants or beholders or planetars!!!! They could be having sex with kraken in the middle of the ocean or fire giants in the mouth of an erupting volcano! 

There is a wealth of sexual excess and opportunity available to dragons; so much that they do not need to be slumming it with an adventurer who hasn’t washed his ass in a month and a half and is probably covered in kobold blood by the time they get to the dragon’s lair! 

Seriously!!! 

I don’t care how many times you cast Charm Monster, the Elder Dragon who has probably slept with more princesses than there are princedoms is not going to bite! When you have bedded the most beautiful mortals on the Prime Material Plane on a pile of gold and jewelry you are not gonna be looking twice at any MOTHERFUCKEr who can’t at least True Polymorph to make things interesting 

triple-counterpoint:

you’re right but please shut up you are actively ruining my 10 strength half-elf twink bard’s sexual prospects with this post

OP is right and they should say it

Actually… 

As we can see from this most excellent chart, dragons can and will fuck anything. Even humans do not compare. The only species that can match dragons for horny-ness is, in fact, nymphs. 

Therefore your twinky-ass lil bard has as good a chance as anyone. Go forth and thot your way through your DM’s carefully planned Big Bad encounter and 

fuck the dragon. 

@xladywinterx

“I trust you will” He nodded with approval, glad that this whole debacle was starting to smooth itself out given time. “I did the right thing right? Telling you the truth?” He asked, unsure of himself in a moment of doubt which was telling for the Wild Wolf of House Stark who was so sure of himself and hardly ever thought before going into things.

“He’s always been a sneaky bastard even in our youth. I just…I worry about you and your sister.” He gave a chuckle. “No….never, do you think I’d do that again?” He asked, a mischievous grin on his face for a moment as he leaned in to kiss her cheek. “He’s a smart lad that one.” His smile turned to one of fondness and than he looked back at Cat, a look of seriousness. “Let’s get married now. Today, while everyone still here. It’s a day to celebrate mine and Eddard’s return, why not make it double the occasion and be wed after so long?”