zombeesknees:

elizabetbennet:

Costume seriesThomas Sharpe
(requested by anonymous)

#once again high five to the CP fandom on my dash for not once showing me thomas sharpe discourse  #not even once  #i have literally never had to scroll past americans arguing if he’s pure rolled cinnamon or toxic medical waste  #no arguments for or against  #no smug tea-sipping gifs  #no aghast outrage with all the fervour of a 6th century debate about the divinity of christ  #because someone somewhere saw the same character and enjoyed it differently  #everyone just seems to be chill about the concept of gothic extremes! golf clap everyone!  #no point in an endless call-out circle jerk of ‘actually sarah i think you’ll find he’s gross’  #when it already says ‘GROSS’ on the label  #and we can all just settle in and enjoy some moth-themed decorations  #and velvet everything  #and sticky murder  #and isolationist psychological terror  #and great embroidery  #and collarbones  #and huge sweeping romantic dresses  #romantic as in swoon and Romantic as in ‘fuck me on this open grave’

greenjimkirk:

She married a Vulcan and came to live on his world where her human-woman emotions had no place. She has accepted every bit of the unemotionalism Vulcan could dish out with no loss of her own warmth and human caring…but it has had to be buried inside, in deference to her husband’s customs and world.

D.C. Fontana in the script for “Journey to Babel”

heygofuckadog:

You, dragonborn: becomes archmage in three days, cant even use magic, screams at a dragon killing it instantly. Eat only the finest cheeses and picture of health. Everyone loves you

Me, nerevarine: riddled with disease, drinking swill and rat piss lost in a blight storm near a volcano while a disgraced god whispers into my brain, constantly assailed by cliff racers and ash ghouls, just to find and kneecap a mages guild member that wont pay his dues. Not even sure if im an actual member or just a thug for them. sometimes using magic makes me faint. Everyone hates me and many actively are trying to kill me

captain-seahorse:

luidilovins:

thecosmicjackalope:

mamacitaserena:

Can you believe we live in a society where people are kissing Elsa’s ass and viewing her as a great big sister despite neglecting Anna through their whole ass childhood just cause she has the ability to make fucking freezer ice cubes while Nani, a dedicated brown woman who despite lost her parents by a lethal storm had to push her grief aside because Lilo was now her main priority, took care of her, fed her, probably paid money for her hula classes, busted her ass at her job to financially support Lilo, busted her ass to emotionally support Lilo, supported Lilo’s photography talent even though Lilo’s theme was a little weird, got her a dog and even during moments where Nani hit was hitting rock bottom (ex: getting fired but didn’t put her frustration out on Lilo) she did whatever it took to keep her little sister from being taken away, and wanted nothing but happiness and safety for her.

I think about Nani sometimes and I realize she’s the kind of woman I want to be – strong, determined, hardworking and loyal to her family and friends no matter how scary things get in life.

She. Was. Only. Ninteen.

And a detail often missed is that she gave up being a pro surfer to care for Lilo.

geekybibliophile:

littlescratches:

mercurialmalcontent:

johanirae:

dvas0ng:

periegesisvoid:

So vampires don’t show up in film or mirrors, right? What if that applies to literally any kind of sensor. You got some 2000-year-old emissary of the night cussing out an automatic soap dispenser.

automatic doors. AUTOMATIC DOORS

Those light switches that shuts down when they sense lack of activity.

#my favorite kind of vampire#the shitty and inconvenienced one

On the other hand: Vampire burglar.

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