If you could have a super skill from anyone in the film, whose would it be and why? x
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History won’t have had much record of Diana’s existence because she hung around the war for like 2 days but
there IS precisely One grainy-ass photo of a motley band of generic soldiers and also… a single woman in antiquity plate armor brandishing a sword??
like
what the FUCK is a historian supposed to make of this?
Wonder Woman is a WW1 cryptid
honestly like half a century’s worth of historians probably shat their collective pants when Diana resurfaced to fight Doomsday. like amid all the Superman mourning and such a very small but passionate group of WWI historians across the globe were emailing their old colleagues and professors in all caps RE: SHE’S REAL AND SHE’S STILL ALIVE WTF
one of the most iconic moments in film history is when benny has all the H OR R SSESSS and is also on the wrong side of the R I V V ERRRRRR.
Stop saying the dwarves of Khazad Dum ‘dug too greedily and too deep’ DWARVES DIG. IT’S WHAT THEY DO. I did’t see any of you popping over to let Durin VI know that he’s on top of a Balrog, how was anyone supposed to know! Saying it was ‘too deep’ or ‘too greedy’ is just Sindar propaganda, as if yall weren’t super content to sit pretty and huff weed in Menegroth while everyone else did the heavy lifting. Maybe if you’d done ANYTHING during the first age there wouldn’t BE a balrog under there in the fIRST PLACE!!! EVER THINK OF THAT? CELEBORN?
Gandalf ghost wrote this
Goldnwulf 