Such is the nature of evil. Out there in the vast ignorance of the world it festers and spreads. A shadow that grows in the dark. A sleepless malice as black as the oncoming wall of night. So it ever was. So will it always be. In time all foul things come forth.
requested by anonymous
– Very good.
This is the type of film that the phrase “glorious technicolor” was invented for – look at the richness of the colours!
To say nothing of a phrase that gets used in this house a bit too often…
ok so this is The Court Jester with Danny Kaye and it is the best fucking movie i swear. It’s a comedy musical robin hood parody thing about an incompetent moron and his extremely competent ass-kicking girlfriend taking down a tyrannical king and restoring the throne to the rightful heir
-the rightful heir is a baby and they can tell it’s the right baby because of a giant birthmark on his asscheek
-the main character’s only talent is singing and the rest of the pseudo robin-hood group just kinda tolerate him because he repeatedly fucks up
-he gets hypnotized into believing he is this amazing swashbuckling sword fighting hero along the lines of Wesley from the Princess Bride and ends up fighting the villain while snapping in and out of hypnosis
-the vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the chalice with the palace has the brew that is true “what”
-he stumbles his way through the entire plot and never knows what the hell is going on
-Danny Kaye is the funniest motherfucker you’ve never heard of
-seriously go watch it you wan’t regret it
HOLY FUCK.
Social Justice Warriors want to be called “veterans”
the medical technician informed a man paying for his dog’s medications that his bill included a 10% price reduction since he was a military veteran.
What about the practitioners of non-violent resistance in the face of tyranny and oppression?
Individuals who stand up and put their lives on the line to defend our country from threats to our national security (Social Justice Warriors), as those in our nation’s military do, are true patriots and veterans.
Yes, they believe if you chant #NotMyPresident you are a true veteran.
If everyone gets a discount is it really a discount anymore?
Wtf………this actually makes me feel sick
what in the everloving fuck, every time you think these pricks have scraped the bottom of the barrel they punch right through it into some new low.
They are magical, assume it’s an every changing wheel which they spin for the next horror
Oh HELL NO, you do NOT get to call yourselves veterans because you you marched in a protest one day. My grandpa dropped into Normandy on D-Day and my dad fought on Hamburger Hill. There is NO fucking comparison.
These fucks don’t know what it means to put your life on the line for your country. They’re one of the biggest threats to our country in general, with support of anarchist groups and/or socialist policies.
I’m not one for violence, but if someone said that to my face, I would have a hell of a hard time not punching them in the mouth. That’s a GIGANTIC insult to more than a handful of my family members.
Loki: *clicks pen*
Valkyrie: *clicks pen in response*
Thor: Stop that.
Valkyrie: Stop what?
Thor: You’re talking about me in Morse Code.
Loki: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
Valkyrie, to Bruce: That’s… exactly what we did.
“Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?”
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) naked.
Goldnwulf 