Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god
by fall out boy
I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke
Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.
Unpopular (?) opinion: I don’t think Gabriel should be able to inevitably revive Emilie. The biggest character moment for him should be when he finally accepts the loss and lets go. That’s what will redeem. When he finally stops putting his own desires before the wellbeing of his son. When he learns he can’t have it all. When he learns to stop being selfish. When stops valuing his life over others. He can’t bring her back. He can’t exchange lives. He’s not entitled to forgiveness either. Adrien has the right to be mad at his father for all the neglect, emotional and psychological abuse he’s had to endure.
If his son can do move on, so can he. Adrien tries his best to be a better person in spite of all the pain. Gabriel can learn a thing or two.
frank castle, speaking: [gruff af] [sounds like he eats glass for breakfast] [could probably beat a guy up w his voice alone]
frank castle, speaking to karen: [exclusively at the decibel of the softest tread of a cat’s paw]
the older i get the more i can understand why people back in the old fairytale days would just fuck off and be a hermit in the woods. just chilling out in the middle of nowhere and occasionally telling random heroes cryptic shit. living the fucking dream.