zerofucksclub:

oh trust me, we HAVE looked at the pics….

This one alone proves your theory wrong, watch as the Conda undulates!

this is the one where I tend to believe you’re right- this is clearly 90% balls.

I also think it sits up higher so it sticks out more.  Keeping in mind with this gif that we can see where it ends but not where it starts

Just balls? I don’t think so.

BEEFY

I know there are more gifs as evidence but I think what we can agree on is he’s got ALOT going on in his pants.

incorrectdiscworldquotes:

illwynd:

laissezferre:

faewithoutconsequence:

cloaga:

i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens 

What I love about Alexandre Dumas, in contrast, is he got paid by the line. So it’s not really wordy, it more like 80% dialogue which makes it sound pretty modern but also ends up like-

“Where are we going now?”

“We are going to the city.”

“Which city?”

“Paris.”

“We are going to Paris?”

“Yes.”

# can you imagine the kind of extended torture we would have been subject to if victor hugo had been paid by the pun (via vlajean)

So was Nabokov paid by the literary/cultural reference? That’s what I want to know. 

Terry Pratchett was paid by the pun and by the footnote

tockthewatchdog:

tockthewatchdog:

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

mary-poppins-needs-a-tardis:

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

• Oreothello
• Rolo and Juliet
• Macberry
• Mars Ado About Nothing
• Antonutella and Cleopatra
• Merchocolate of Venice
• Two Gentlemint of Verona
• Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard.