purronronner:

jewlikeruth:

snorlaxatives:

unculture:

snorlaxatives:

no offense to people named aaron but who the fuck decided two a’s were necessary??? now i can’t converse with someone named aaron without calling them a-aron

not to be That Bitch but it’s another example of an anglicized disaster of a name from biblical hebrew, which was aharon and imo infinitely more badass than aaron

others in this cursed category: elisheva (elizabeth), yirmiyahu (jeremy), mikha-el (michael), matisyahu (matthew), shoshana (susanna)

you really are that bitch huh i feel educated as fuck right now

Here I always thought the double a was a mistake caused by Moses having a stutter.

Aron: Moses, my long-lost brother!

Moses: A-aron, it’s g-good to see you!

Aaron: well I guess that’s my name now

tom-marvolo-dildo:

dutchster:

dutchster:

“This was at a Know Your Meme party at the Museum of the Moving Image in NYC. They had a gallery of memes hanging on the wall. I noticed my wife was wearing a red dress so I suggested she pose in front of the girl in the photo. While I was taking her picture someone came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in it, so I hopped in. Then the girl in blue walked up and said, “Hey! Let me be the other girl!” The whole thing was spontaneous and random, and of course it happened on the one day in my life I’m not wearing a plaid shirt.“ (x)

if u told me in 2008 that in 2018 there would be a know your meme party AT A MUSEUM and not in some fedora-wearing-pony-fuckers basement i would have instantly burst into flames like a phoenix and be reborn as someone who could handle this

anubianpagan:

theindependentconservative:

stupidtolkieniancomics:

thespectacularspider-girl:

concentrated-sunshine:

bigmamag:

nihilistic-frustration:

I’m so sorry, but this just looks like a rip from a rap video.

I’m fucking sobbing. Aragorn looks like he’s fighting off a bee before he swoops in to tackle someone. Legolas punching the air like he’s celebrating too early. The dude who’s creeping after Gimli like he’s gonna be an easy target and Gimli charging like a battering ram to crush his kneecaps. Gandalf serenely ignoring all this.

Apparently John Rhys-Davies aka Gimli did not fuck around with that poncy “not hitting the stunt men” shite..so that poor bastard probably did get speared by an armoured dwarf…

i feel this is very important

As someone who’s worked in stunts – don’t do this to your stuntmen – especially if theres a lot of takes – just….just don’t.

John is hardcore.

princiell:

headfirst-halo:

*immigrant song plays while thor beats the absolute shit outta bad guys with his new sick ass hammer in Avengers 4*

steve: where is that song even coming from?

thor: i have no idea. this has been going on for days

loki, holding up some speakers blasting the song while cloaked: this is gonna be so funny when thor realizes i’m not dead