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trainthief:

trainthief:

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

dandelionfunky:

captain-trash-cannot:

ryumako:

yelnatszeroni:

unicornkin:

I just kind of love how people are like “omg Incredibles 2 has swearing and alchohism it’s so dark and obviously meant for adults” like y’all, Brad Bird films are like this.

The first Incredibles literally had a man attempt to kill himself

also the swears are like “damn” and “hell” which aren’t really swears to begin with like i can think of ten other kids movies that have those words in them. call me when frozone says fuck or something then i’ll consider it 

let frozone say fuck

Where the

Fuck

Is my supersuit????!!!!

MR. INCREDIBLE HID BEHIND THE CORPSE OF ANOTHER SUPER TO HIDE FROM SYNDROME IN THE FIRST MOVIE. 

AND NOT JUST ANY SUPER.

 DUE TO THE FACT THAT BOB RECOGNIZED GAZERBEAM’S SECRET IDENTITY IN THE PAPER, AND GAZERBEAM WAS AT BOB AND HELEN’S WEDDING, I WOULD SAY THAT GAZERBEAM WAS A CLOSE FRIEND OF THE FAMILY. 

THEN BOB INVADES SYNDROME’S BASE TO DISCOVER THAT ALL THE OTHER SUPERS, SAVE FOR FROZONE AND HIS WIFE ARE DEAD. (Seriously, in the bonus features there’s NSA files of all the documented supers that were part of a big Hero organization that Bob was a part of. That’s it.) 

SYNDROME MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD PRACTICALLY EVERYONE BOB KNEW FROM BOB’S PRIZED “GOOD OLD DAYS.” SEVERAL OF WHICH WERE AT BOB AND HELEN’S WEDDING.

HOW’S THAT FOR DARK?