Kim Shin back at it again with them jokes loool
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#advice from a 938 year old
“Just..why?”
#mostdramaticgoblinever
“Ms. Ji Eun Tak, I hope your moments are remembered forever…”
When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t.
“Oh, fuck off,” said the guy’s superior. “Really, man? He just flips burgers, and he’s not even good at it. Let him go, dumbass.”and that was my dad’s brush with organized crime
“I don’t want you to die”
“Glory, glory, Hallelujah! I know you’re there, come out! How dare a ghost harass a human being?! Come out, no, I mean get out! Be gone! Or else I’m going to start singing again. Glory, glory, Hallelujah!”
“Excuse me. Why were you staring at my shop? By any chance, are you looking for a part time job?”