So I was watching one of those elephant documentaries and some guy walked over to the elephants and the elephants all crowded round to look at him and stroke him with their trunks.
And it reminded me how when there’s a cat in the garden my entire family will go out and cuddle it.
Guys.
Elephants think humans are cute.
Now we know what elephants blog about.
it’s actually proven that elephants view humans as we view cute animals.
elephants are so SWEET though you guys idk if you realize
like, they extensively mourn their dead and one of the things they do is cover them with leaves, and sometimes when people go to sleep on the ground in an area with elephants, they will wake up COVERED WITH LEAVES because some elephants found them and thought they were dead and it made them sad so they buried them!!!!!!!! omg precious
and they aren’t really “scared of mice” but they will get upset and try really hard to get away from a mouse because (we think) they are really afraid of stepping on the mouse!!! they know they are big and have big stompy feets and they are afraid of stepping on other animals!!!
also they form long-lasting friendships and when rescuing elephants it’s really important to keep friends together because they can get really depressed when they are separated! when friends are reunited they make happy sounds and cuddle really close and it’s so cute and it makes me cry. ;______; i just, have so many elephant feels you guys
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6) Remember that everyone has different needs and does religion differently, you may have been taught things in books that other people ignore, just because you find it strange does not mean it’s invalid
7) Don’t be a dick
8) You may not get lots of followers right away, that’s okay.
9) Use. The. Block. Button
10) Remember, “tumblr Pagans” are people and don’t cease to be Pagan offline.
Also use blacklist, so people you never want to see do not show up in reblogs.
i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers
i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me
I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80′s movie, preferably one with a… really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, John Hughes did not direct my life.