Person A: (mockingly) you know you love me! You wanna kiss me! You wanna hug me!

Person B: (walks over to person A and leans in like they are going to kiss them)

Person A: (stops speaking expectantly)

Person B: (Bits candy bar)

Person B: There is only one thing I love-
Person A: *walks into the room*
Person B: Two things that I love…

Person B: A, I’m ho-Why does it smell like something is burning?
Person A: That’s just my undying love for you.
Person B: …You burned dinner, didn’t you?

drawingwithdinosaurs:

There are a number of reasons to pick apart DePalma’s skeletal reconstruction of Dakotaraptor. No belly ribs, dislocated hip, and so on.

But my favourite part of the whole thing is the severely out-of-date skull modelled after those old carnosaur-style Deinonychus skulls.

General awkwardness aside, notice the teeny-tiny sclerotic ring crammed into that misshapen orbit.

Now that looks sort of okay on the skull, but remember that the actual eyeball was only visible through that little hole in the middle.

Which means that DePalma et al. were straight up implying that Dakotaraptor would have looked something like this:  

geeky-afakasi:

Do you think Joseph is so extra because of uncle Speedwagon? There has to be a connection.

grapes-of-laugh:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

i woke up at 6 this morning, wrote ‘malware is like vampires’ on my notes page, then went back to sleep.

@me: what the fuck

OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE TO LET IT TAKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER

You Wouldn’t Download A Vampire