aphilologicalbatman:

mexicanjesuschrist:

cosmog:

mycatstail:

egg-tampon:

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

ok there is a difference between nightblogging and shitposting
nightblogging is like “what if apples screamed when we bit them?”
shitposting is like “a crisp one donger bill”. nightblogging has more of a focus on theoreticals, especially in stating absurd thoughts in normal ways. shit posting is more often the opposite, stating normal things in ways that make them absurd. “a crisp one dollar bill” isn’t funny or unusual, but replacing “dollar” with the absurdist internet word “donger” is what makes it funny & thus a shitpost. it’s not necessarily that one is more coherent, but that they’re differentiated both by form and by lexicon. nightblogging is surrealism, shitposting is dada

that makes so much sense, i understood all of it, completely and totally changed my views of thinking

but what are the australians

freezerbrain:

freezerbrain:

still salty about musical jd being stupid about the bomb in the boiler room being the small one. like. how did he expect the thermals to get enough heat to explode if he didn’t go big? the thermals were supposed to be to make sure the job was done, not to be the main event.

like? how do you go from “serious as fuck bomb in the boiler room” to “i’d hardly call this a bomb”

everythingnumbs:

Welcome to the Heathers fandom, where if you refer to any character as problematic, a group of salty children will crawl from the woodwork to scream that they are not as problematic as JD and thus you are trash for not calling them actual angels because you pointed out legitimate and important character flaws

dude, I saw your post about people trying to use Percy to erase female character’s relationships and I love it so much oh my god. I read the series back when I was a kid and percabeth’s relationship meant so much to me, it’s hard to word it. Like Percy has so much respect for Annabeth and it’s always So Obvious and it’d be the worst thing for that to be taken away. I know people pair a lot of mlm ships for fun, but legit this is like the One good ‘het’ couple I’ve seen interact so flawlessly.

deanesque-deactivated20180507:

Percy and Annabeth’s relationship was so well constructed and loving and not rushed or forced at all it was built on genuine friendship and respect and in the sequel series when they’re older they’re just so devoted and respectful to each other and do so much for each other and a bunch of people listening to songs, aka not the full story, of a play based on the first book in the very long series, deciding it’s “just another forced heterosexual relationship yawn” bc they want to ship Grover and Percy is so irritating to me.

We erase female characters so we can force mlm relationships and then claim our forced headcanon ships make the shows A+ representation, guess what kiddos if you actually read the books there are genuine gay characters and relationships stop destroying what is a HUGE part of Annabeth’s character.

betweenvillainyandredemption:

#*pterodactyl screeches and NOPEs into eternity* #because thor managed to compose himself when frigga died #he was able to stand aside while odin held her #and he barely even touched her #his own mother #thor is regal and strong and can force himself to be stoic in the face of awful circumstances… #unless something happens to loki #then he breaks #loki gets stabbed in more or less the same way and thor loses it #his guards come completely down #he runs to his side and cradles him in his arms and screams and cries and begs him not to die #because loki is his little brother #he needs to protect him #and be with him and touch him and tell him everything is going to be okay #he can face all kinds of monsters and bear all kinds of heartache #but when it comes to his little brother #thor can never control his emotions #you can hold up jane, the warriors three, sif, odin #even frigga #but the truth is #there is not a single person in all of the nine fucking realms that thor loves – or will ever love – more than loki