aw-dag:

ceasarslegion:

Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions. 

Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”

Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”

nunyabizni:

badsciencejokes:

badsciencejokes:

the-quiet-priestess:

blackheartseverywhere:

badsciencejokes:

…I almost killed myself

I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.

I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.

That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.

Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.

Thank you man at McDonalds.

The milkshake saved my life

I hope you all can read this and remember to be kind

The smallest of gestures can save a life. My Mum answered her phone when I called and I am alive today because of that.

I’m glad you’re here.

It’s a phone call, a milkshake, a friend.

I feel like I shouldn’t keep reblogging this but when I do more people see what kindness can do…. I don’t know. Love everyone as yourself.

Nah, keep rebloging it. It gives hope.

jedihighcouncil:

people acting like diversity is inherently a political statement or sjw bullshit are so fucking stupid like… thats just how the world is. its almost like the real world is diverse and that its unnatural for media to not reflect this… like these people literally get mad about female protagonists, gay protagonists or protagonists of color bc its “political correctness gone too far” like idk how to explain to you that poc, lgbt people and women existing isnt political correctness its just life dude

Katy Perry forcefully kisses teenager who never kissed a girl while he was performing on American Idol

nunyabizni:

the-mighty-birdy:

nunyabizni:

The judges asked Glaze what he does for a living. He replied that he
works as a cashier and that he liked the job because cute girls come
into the store and they don’t leave without saying  “hi” to him.

Judge Bryan then asked Glaze if he “had ever kissed a girl and liked it.”

Glaze responded “No.” He explained that he has never been in a
relationship. “I can’t kiss a girl without being in a relationship,” he
said.

Perry stood up. She then demanded he come over and kiss her. She
pressured him into coming over to her while the teenager was very
reluctant.

The 19-year-old then kissed Perry on the check but she was unhappy, saying: “you didn’t make the smush sound.”

The teenager said he will try again. As he tried to kiss Perry on the
cheek again she quickly turned her head and kissed him on the lips
instead.

Glaze was so surprised that he dropped to the floor while the judges exchanged high fives.

The teenager blushed and asked Perry how it was. She replied: “Oh don’t try to be cocky now.”

The teenager then asked for water before starting his performance. He
sang Nick Jonas’ “Levels.” In the end, he did not make it to the next
round.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, not cool at all.

#HimToo

Nah fam sexual assault is totally cool and funny when women do it

Oh yeah I forgot that bit

Katy Perry forcefully kisses teenager who never kissed a girl while he was performing on American Idol

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

soundlessdragon:

irresponsible-black-unicorn:

You ever find an object in the woods that might low key be magical and then decide to take it back with you? Because I do. A lot.

And might have just now

You are now contractually required to show us what it is

I’m only bound by one contract and that is to the wand

There is nothing low key about this. Somewhere in that forest a fae is looking for their wand.

CANT LOOK IF THEY’RE EATEN