juliabohemian:

nox-th-lk-sf:

krakensdottir:

Basically, this as-yet-tentatively named subset of the Loki fandom or “Loki’s Army” consists of anyone who finds themselves agreeing with one or more of the following points:

• Loki’s crimes are not so much worse than those of his brother or father, as regarded as worse because Loki did it;
• Both the universe and the meta (writers etc.) are showing blatant favoritism with Loki’s “punishment” compared to similar crimes committed by others;
• The punishment in question (a literal lifetime thousands of years long spent in solitary confinement, furniture and books considered “luxuries”) is inhumane by ANY standards, beyond even what we do here, and undeserved even if one does take the position that Loki’s a total monster;
• Loki has some legitimate points, and legitimate reasons for being upset, that even his family don’t seem to accept – again, probably because of who they come from;
• What Loki needs is rehabilitation, not punishment, OR at least should be offered both instead of being given absolutely zero hope of ever seeing the sky again;
• Loki at least deserves a GODDAMN TRIAL in universe;
• Loki has been abused meta-wise by writers and directors who have ignored his previous characterization entirely to conform him to a role he is utterly wasted on;
• Thor has been abused meta-wise by writers and directors who think it’s time for “something new and fresh” and are willing therefore to scrap one of his most enduring and iconic character traits (not giving up on his brother); OR…
• Odin is a dick and has no business sentencing anyone, anywhere, ever, having eluded justice for so long himself.

Note that I said “one or more’; you don’t have to agree with all of these points to be one of Loki’s advocates. But if you do agree with any of these, or have had some of these thoughts yourself, and ESPECIALLY if you agree but have been afraid to say so, thinking it makes you an apologist and/or that people will consider you one of those silly, wimpy fangirls who just “doesn’t understand” the character… then honey, welcome to the Resistance.

*smashes the reblog button*

This and much more, actually

madlori:

thejgatsbykid:

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

benjamin and gerrold’s

kotilae:

claroquequiza:

Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT