Reading in your target language just got so much easier
This cool little website, called readlang, allows you to upload your book, in your target language, from epub form into their website, right? And you just read your book from there. When you don’t know a word, what do you do? Do you go to google dot com and type in that word? Nope. You fucking click it. And it tells you the word.
I am currently reading the 100 (this is the book that the tv show came from) and I can already tell reading this way is so much easier. I highly suggest making an account. It’s free, and works for more than 80 languages!
Me: Well, the short answer is, they didn’t. You see, birds are the dinosaurs that survived the KPG mass extinction and the dinosaurs that we think of are the nonavian dinosaurs, while birds are classified as avian dinosaurs. Now, to explain this, let’s go back to the beginning of life on earth. You see…
[ image is supposed to be Eustreptospondylus oxoniensis, a theropod from the mid Jurassic. The neck is heavily thinned to the point the animal couldn’t hold up its head from having no muscle to support it]
Todd is getting wild. He swears, makes subtile sex jokes, refer to the internet’s memes. He’s getting too aware. We must use an elder scroll and cast him away in the future.
If Goldilocks tried three beds, then Momma Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. Baby Bear is probably the only thing keeping the family together.
You ain’t have to put those people business out like that.
Y’know, the story straight-up tells us why Mama Bear and Papa Bear sleep in separate beds: they have very different needs in terms of mattress firmness, and those fancy responsive mattresses that can be soft on one half and firm on the other hadn’t been invented yet. There’s no shame in valuing your spinal health.
The fact that they’re secure enough to admit that they’re better off in separate beds probably indicates that they have a very healthy relationship built on a foundation of mutual love and respect.
Goldnwulf 
