me while plotting: let’s do a slow burn thing with them!! just imagine the angst and the journey they go through before becoming a couple!! i’m so excited!!
me literally four fucking days later: so do u want me to write the starter for their wedding or do u wanna do it
Category: regular
Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:
Attractiveness:
repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words
Personality:
grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible
Level of Friendship:
never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||
First impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
Current impression of them:
I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them
How good of a kisser:
worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed
i’m stuck in limbo. I have no muse but i hate having 8 drafts just sitting there…
I want to write these threads cuz most are amazing and i love them but I part of me feels like I need to get rid of some of them (which ones idk)
I feel like i burnt myself out with the targ boys
let’s play “bed, wed, behead”.
send me three names. characters, celebrities, tumblr users… anything. go.
SEND ME 👑 + A CHARACTER NAME OF A CHARACTER YOU THINK I SHOULD WRITE !
I’LL REPLY WITH
WOULD I: YES / MAYBE / NO
HAVE I EVER BEFORE: YES / NO
ICON & WRITING SAMPLE (IF YES TO EITHER PREV. QUESTION):
Send “Wait. Who are you?” to interact with an AU version of my Muse!
– ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts
“ did you really have to be that honest? ”
“ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ”
“ you changed me. ”
“ was this all just a joke to you? ”
“ i don’t want to know. ”
“ can we start over? ”
“ you make me feel so insecure. ”
“ i don’t know if i can love you. ”
“ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ”
“ of course it meant something! ”
“ stop yelling! ”
“ i gave up on you a long time ago. ”
“ you think i care about you? cute. ”
“ did you just forget about me or something? ”
“ i still need you. ”
“ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ”
“ you said you would keep trying! ”
“ no, you ARE strong. ”
“ you promised me! ”
“ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ”
“ i gave you everything i had. ”
“ your eyes can be so cruel … ”
“ i can never do anything right can i !? ”
“ i want my life back. ”
“ stop crying. ”
“ you should go. ”
“ don’t come back. ”
“ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ”
“ just stop it. ”
“ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”
Fluffy/Blushy Sentence Starters
aka “I can feel my cheeks blushing from just thinking about what I want to say to you”
- “I like the way your hand fits in mine.”
- “You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”
- “It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”
- “You can call me whenever you want… Even if you don’t have a reason to.”
- “I’m bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will.”
- “This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”
- “Wait, don’t pull away… Not yet.”
- “You look really cute in that sweater.”
- “Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything.”
- “No, it’s fine. I can wait until you’re done talking to them.”
- “No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
- “You’re a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly.”
- “God, you always make me blush so damn much.”
- “I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”
- “Would it be too cliche if we matched clothes a little?”
- “First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were.”
- “I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”
- “Could you hold my hand?”
- “You can’t leave without letting me hug you first.”
- “I really love holding you, darling.”
- “That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.”
- “Aw, you’re blushing like a rose.”
- “Your lips are really warm.”
- “I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”
- “No, mom, don’t tell him/her I said that about him/her!”
- “My friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about how sometimes.”
- “Wanna, like– I mean, if you’re not busy… We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”
- “Wow, I didn’t think you could make me smile this big.”
- “You don’t need to leave so soon.”
- “You look so comfy, and cuddle-able.”
- “Quit smiling at me, I can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that.”
- “You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?”
- “You make me so happy.”
- “Don’t give me that puppy dog face. How am I supposed to say no to that?”
- “You made these cupcakes for me?”
- “I look forward to holding you close in bed soon.”
- “Let’s share my coat, since you’re so cold.”
- “I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”
- “You make me feel so damn gushy.”
- “How do you always manage to look so captivating?”
- “Would you mind if I kissed you?”
- “Are you sugar personified or something?”
- “I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”
- “You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.”
- “I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn’t want to wake you.”
- “Is it cold outside or are you just blushing?”
- “Yeah… Huh? Oh, sorry I was just thinking about my girl/boyfriend.”
- “I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do.”
- “I remember practicing how to ask you out to the mirror.”
- Writer’s choice
Send a name and a sentence xx
I don’t think y’all realize how fun it is to exchange headcanons like??? whether it’s my partner and I squealing over something or it literally turning into a quick back and forth in our messages of how it would go down, IT IS MY FAVORITE THING. Like I literally need this with everybody to survive and it makes me love our ship so much more. It’s just so fun to me, and idk why.
ugh was planning on doing threads this week but i’ve still had no muse.