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acharmingbird:

jorcassel:

acharmingbird:

jorcassel:

acharmingbird:

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[Sansa] You enjoyed Twilight? I thought it was awful and boring. That’s a deal breaker, I guess we can’t go out at all and get ice cream after your finals 😛

[Jory] THAT’S NOT FAIR! YOU PROMISED!
[Jory] I ONLY ENJOYED IT BECAUSE I SPENT THE WHOLE THING MAKING FUN OF THE WORD STATUESQUE!

[Sansa] If I say yes to getting ice cream again will you stop shouting at me?

[Sansa] Statuesque is a great word, it could be used to describe you some day if you stopped yelling at people

[Jory] I just don’t like when people break promises

[Jory] um. Thanks? Wow. 😶

[Sansa] Understandable. But next time you watch a movie, make sure it’s not trash

[Sansa] Your welcome. 😘

[Jory] hey remember that girl you saw a couple years ago, the redhead from Karhold?

[Sansa] Yeah? What about her?

— nsfw sentence starters.

rpmemesfam:

warning  :  these  are  nsfw  and  very  smut  related.

  • ❛  what’s the matter? can’t keep up?  ❜
  • ❛  am i going too fast for you?  ❜
  • ❛  raise up some, i can’t breath.  ❜
  • ❛  wait, you’re going to go down there?  ❜
  • ❛  please, no, i just want to hurry up here.  ❜
  • ❛  well, what do you think? you like?  ❜
  • ❛  are just going to stand there the whole time?  ❜
  • ❛  my tongue is all for you.  ❜
  • ❛  where did you learn that from?  ❜
  • ❛  oh, i’ve got a new trick i want to show you. ❜
  • ❛  i know exactly what you want and how you want it. ❜
  • ❛  you’re the best i’ve ever had. ❜
  • ❛  just kiss me, touch me…  ❜
  • ❛  just touch me here..  ❜
  • ❛  i want to touch you.  ❜
  • ❛  hey, do you feel that?  ❜
  • ❛  you always make me get horny.  ❜
  • ❛  this isn’t what i had in mind but okay.  ❜
  • ❛  this is nice, wow, feels nice.  ❜
  • ❛  i got a bed in the other room.  ❜
  • ❛  just kiss my lips.  ❜
  • ❛  i want you to hold me when we’re done.  ❜
  • ❛  take me and don’t have mercy on me.  ❜
  • ❛  make love to me.  ❜
  • ❛  you never want to change things up.  ❜
  • ❛  what is this? is this what i think it is?  ❜
  • ❛  so, do you like it cold or hot?  ❜
  • ❛  keep on touching me there.  ❜
  • ❛  go down a little further.  ❜
  • ❛  what? are you scared?  ❜
  • ❛  keep going, make my legs shake.  ❜
  • ❛  yes, that feels good.  ❜
  • ❛  you do magic with your tongue.  ❜
  • ❛  i like your fingers and your tongue.  ❜
  • ❛  use your fingers and tongue.  ❜
  • ❛  i think i’m going to cum..  ❜
  • ❛  oh, don’t tease me now.  ❜
  • ❛  i enjoy teasing you.  ❜
  • ❛  beg for it.  ❜
  • ❛  i’m ready for you now.  ❜
  • ❛  you make me so … ready.  ❜
  • ❛  can’t hardly contain getting aroused when you’re in my presence.  ❜
  • ❛  do you live to arouse me?  ❜
  • ❛  well, let’s do this instead.  ❜
  • ❛  you screamed the whole time, not sure if that’s good or bad.  ❜
  • ❛  make me scream, come on, let’s see if you can. ❜
  • ❛  i just wanna have some fun is all.  ❜
  • ❛  don’t forget who taught you that.  ❜
  • ❛  make me quiver and shake.  ❜
  • ❛  mmm, yes….. that feels nice.  ❜
  • ❛  give it to me rough.  ❜
  • ❛  you don’t have to be so gentle with me.  ❜
  • ❛  mmm, let’s take things slow tonight.  ❜
  • ❛  let’s make each other last all night long.  ❜
  • ❛  what’s wrong? never slept with someone before?  ❜
  • ❛  why are you so nervous? don’t tell me it’s your first time. ❜
  • ❛  just close your eyes and kiss me…  ❜
  • ❛  just touch me where you want to touch me.  ❜
  • ❛  what if i just dropped to my knees now.  ❜
  • ❛  undress me.  ❜
  • ❛  slipping right out these for you now. ❜

acharmingbird:

jorcassel:

acharmingbird:

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[Sansa] You enjoyed Twilight? I thought it was awful and boring. That’s a deal breaker, I guess we can’t go out at all and get ice cream after your finals 😛

[Jory] THAT’S NOT FAIR! YOU PROMISED!
[Jory] I ONLY ENJOYED IT BECAUSE I SPENT THE WHOLE THING MAKING FUN OF THE WORD STATUESQUE!

[Sansa] If I say yes to getting ice cream again will you stop shouting at me?

[Sansa] Statuesque is a great word, it could be used to describe you some day if you stopped yelling at people

[Jory] I just don’t like when people break promises

[Jory] um. Thanks? Wow. 😶

[Sansa] Understandable. But next time you watch a movie, make sure it’s not trash

[Sansa] Your welcome. 😘

acharmingbird:

continued | @jorcassel

[Sansa] You enjoyed Twilight? I thought it was awful and boring. That’s a deal breaker, I guess we can’t go out at all and get ice cream after your finals 😛

[Jory] THAT’S NOT FAIR! YOU PROMISED!
[Jory] I ONLY ENJOYED IT BECAUSE I SPENT THE WHOLE THING MAKING FUN OF THE WORD STATUESQUE!

[Sansa] If I say yes to getting ice cream again will you stop shouting at me?

[Sansa] Statuesque is a great word, it could be used to describe you some day if you stopped yelling at people

plot idea;;

justsmutmemes:

Muse A is a single parent of a very young child, just getting back out there and dating because it’s terribly lonely sometimes. They’re out at a bar and meet Muse B, who’s got a reputation for being a heartbreaker. One thing leads to another and Muse A invites Muse B home for a one-night stand.

That morning, Muse B awakens to Muse A’s very small child sitting on their chest, asking if they are their new parent.

Jory grinned as he heard his name being called from the gorgeous women beneath him and that only made him continue more, teasing and experimenting with the way he rubbed at her and varied the pace as well. “Yes?” He asked, a devilish grin on his face as he slowly lowered his body so eventually he could see her slick mound, keeping his pace on her clit as his other fingers moved her folds, his tongue lapping at the taste of Isyla, pulling back to glance over at her, one hand trailed up to her stomach and then down to her hips. “They were right in saying Dornish women taste divine. Maybe i’ll keep you here, making sure your warm every night” He told her before his tongue went to devour her again, this time not being so gentle about it. His fingers sneaked in as he pulled his face away and gently nipped at her clit while he thrusted his fingers in, trying to ignore his hard member that begged for the soft touch of a women.

isylaofwyl:

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She flushed and that’s when Jory scooped her up and gently tossed her on the bed, removing the rest of his clothes in the process, taking in her beautiful form as his breeches fell to the floor and he slowly hovered over her, his lips meeting hers again before trailing down her body. 

Hands slowly caressed her breasts and then trailed down to rest at her hips. Eventually he pressed his body to hers, molding them together as he let a hand slip down between her thighs and teased her, his teeth grazed her neck gently as he played with her clit.

meryllfrey:

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“Yes and yes I am but i’m also doing my job keeping Stark Company things safe as well as the people.” He told her gruffly as he crossed his arms over his chest. “Look I don’t wanna ‘ave to take you in. You seem like a nice girl” He told the brunette slowly. “Now, just what were you doing in Stark Enterprise?”

He didn’t seem like a bad guy, as rugged looking as he was. He had just saved her from certain death, after all.

“Fine. If you must know, I drunk-dialed Robb Stark last night and left him the most humiliating, pathetic tequila-infused voice message ever. So I snuck into his office just now and deleted it before he could listen to it.”

She gave the security guard her best puppy dog eyes.

“Please don’t turn me in!”

Jory had been expecting to hear something more..dramatic. More….out of a tv show or a movie. Not a drunk dial. He stared at the young woman, mouth dropping open as she spoke. “I-I guess I can’t turn you in for that…” Jory scratched his head as he sighed deeply. “You know, I’ve heard drunk dialing Robb Stark is not an uncommon occurrence. You would have most likely have been fine.” He tried to make the talk turn around for the better and offered her his hand. “I’m Jory. Are you alright though? You did almost get hit by a car…”