do you think vampires and werewolves are an exclusively human phenomenon or are there dwarfish werewolves and elvish vamps and shit??
would you fucking go to bed
*griffin voice* come plaaaaaay with me in this spaaaace
centaurs but the human part is a dragonborn
mermaids but the human part is an orc
HOBBIT ZOMBIES
i’m coming to your house and turning off your wifi
it’s a new month I have data for days bitch
I’m sorry but imagining the personality of the typical elf combined with the personally of a typical vampire is the most INSUFFERABLE individual I’ve ever even dreamt of
I recall someone making a joke about a centaur that combined “The Digestive Tract of a Hippo with the throwing arm of an Orangutan” and I think that’s the best argument For and Against this kind of fantasty hybridization.
I just want a mermaid where the fish part is a mola mola. Why is this too much to ask for?