unrequited love starters

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Send one to see how my muse reacts.

IN LOVE

• “I love you. I’m sorry.”
  
• “I know you don’t feel the same way.”
  
• “I don’t want to be friends.”
  
• “Why can’t you just give me a chance?!”
  
• “How could you pick him/her/them over me?”
  
• “Don’t you get it? It’s because I love you!”
  
• “Just one date. Coffee? Please?”
  
• “Can we please pretend I never said that?”
  
• “Friendzoned again.”
  
• “I want you to be happy, with or without me.”
  
• “You should’ve loved me when you had the chance.”
  
• “I’m a nice person! Why can’t I get dates?”
• “I don’t want to be just friends with benefits anymore.”
  
• “Fuck you for toying with my emotions like that.”
  
• “I was there for you when no one else was!”
  
• “Please don’t tell anyone about this.”
  
• “Alright – I can tell a ‘no’ when I hear it.”
  
• “I’m sorry I acted so creepy.”
  
• “Can’t we just give us another chance?”
  
• “I love you. I know you don’t love me, so don’t say it back.”
  
• “You don’t have to say anything, if you don’t want. I just thought you should know.”
  
• “I don’t love him/her/them. I love you.”
  
• “God, please don’t tell my wife/husband/spouse about this.”
  
• “Can I have just one kiss?”
  
• “Fuck. It’s like what they say – nice guys finish last…”
  
• “I knew that’d be your answer. That’s why I never told you before.”
  
• “I’m tired of keeping this secret. Even if you don’t love me back.”
  
• “When I said I loved you, I meant it.”
  
• “Is there any part of you, deep down, that might love me back?”

NOT

• “I’m sorry, I just don’t see you that way.”
• “I don’t owe you anything!”
  
• “We can be friends instead.”
  
• “I don’t feel as strongly for you as you do for me.”
• “If you bring up the friendzone, this conversation is over.”
  
• “I love you, just not in that way.”
  
• “Thanks so much for understanding.”
  
• “You’ll find somebody else.”
  
• “I hope we’ll still be friends after this.”
• “No means no, so stop asking!”
  
• “I thought you were my friend.”
  
• “This isn’t a debate. I said no.”
• “I don’t think we’d be compatible.”
  
• “Look at this realistically – can you honestly see any scenario where we’d date and not kill each other?”
  
• “You’re only saying that because you’re freaking out.”
  
• “I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.”
  
• “What?!”
  
• “What are you talking about? You’re married!”
  
• “You’re in a relationship with another person – you know this can’t end well.”
  
• “You’re more like a sibling, to be honest.”
  
• “I’m flattered, I just don’t…”
  
• “Wow. I mean – wow. Sorry, I’m just – just really shocked, is all.”
  
• “You were the one that left all those notes for me?”
  
• “We agreed this was just physical!”
  
• “There’s a reason we didn’t work out the first time.”
  
• “I’m sorry, but… no.”