One of the most hilarious things I’ve ever read in the Lord of the Rings books was when Eomer first meets Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas. At one point, he explains that when the Men of the Mark refused to sell Sauron their horses, the Dark Lord sent plundering Orcs to steal some anyway.
BUT ONLY THE BLACK ONES.
LIKE
YEAH!! GOING TO WAR WITH ALL THE FREE PEOPLES OF MIDDLE EARTH, BUT I AIN’T GONNA FORSAKE THAT AESTHETIC!!!
How edgy of you, Sauron. I might just get a cut from all your sharp corners.
#i just can’t help but imagine Sauron as a spoiled teenage girl yelling at his pack of orcs like NO I SAID EBONY NOT MIDNIGHT BROWN!#FEED IT TO SHELOB! BY THE BLOODY VOID DID LORD MORGOTH MAKE YOU ALL COLORBLIND?!
that tag makes it the best tbh
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