love that ubereats calls food delivery “couriers” like it’s some drastic perilous journey to bring me my sandwich
Benny shot me in the head for a chicken ranch sub now it’s my mission to kill him dead
“i’ve been looking for you. got something i’m supposed to deliver. your hands only. let’s see here…
the jarl wanted me to personally deliver this meatball sub to you.
looks like that’s it. got to go.”
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