skyrim-hates-her:

what-even-is-a-sideblog:

mydadisindianajones:

Jarl Balgruuf: Give Ulfric this message.

Dovahkiin: An… axe?

Jarl Balgruuf: bitch knows what it means.

Dovahkiin: Balgruuf has a message for you.

*gives him the axe*

Ulfric: Bitch

LITERALLY