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If you ever think you have a bad habit of writing yourself into a corner, just remember: after retconning the Minions from being mad science creations from Gru’s lab to being immortal beings from the dawn of time who are driven to obey the world’s most evil monsters, the writers of the Despicable Me franchise were forced to come up with a reason why the Minions wouldn’t have served Hitler. Like, there’s an explicit plot point explaining this.

please tell me how they explain this

They spent 150 years in exile in the Arctic as
self-imposed

penance for accidentally shooting Napoleon with a cannon and consequently missed both World Wars.

The great part about that is the implication that, had they been around in the ‘40s, the Minions would have totally served Hitler.