- “ will you marry me? “
- “ yes, i’ll marry you! “
- “ i don’t think we’re ready. “
- “ you lost the ring?! “
- “ i’m gonna propose tonight at dinner. “
- “ i can’t let you marry her/him. “
- “ i don’t care if your family hates me, i love you! “
- “ i think this is the dress. “
- “ what do you mean ‘you can’t do this’? you have to walk down the aisle in half an hour! “
- “ let me see the ring! “
- “ how did he/she ask?! “
- “ so when’s the big day? “
- “ i object! “
- “ the dress won’t zip! “
- “ so are you guys doing this because you’re pregnant or something? “
- “ what type of flowers: roses or lilies? “
- “ please don’t invite your uncle. he always gets embarrassingly drunk at things like these. “
- “ i’ve been taking dancing lessons. i want our wedding to be perfect. “
- “ with this ring, i thee wed. “
- “ are rapid breathing, a fast heart rate, and internal panicking all signs of cold feet? because i’ve got them all. “
- “ i don’t care if we get married in a shack or a ballroom. i just want to be your husband/wife. “
- “ best thing about weddings: open bars. “
- “ you said the wrong name at the altar?! “
- “ nothing made me happier than seeing you walk down the aisle towards me. “