jumpingjacktrash:

cyrodiildo:

i’m like a romanceable npc if you compliment me once per day for a week straight you unlock the dialogue option to marry me

i was going to respond with “i’m this but instead of dating i adopt you and bake for you” and then it occurred to me how cool it would be if there was a game with romanceable characters except instead of romance it’s family

find the sad elf’s lost puppy and she can become your sister

adopt six orphans

just keep calling the grizzled old fighter ‘dad’ until he starts answering to it out of sheer exhausted resignation