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Hunchback of Notre Dame Starters

taken from the musical adaption. feel free to change pronouns as necessary.

  • We are blessed to find our sanctuary.
  • Let me take you back. I’ll bring you home.
  • If you have truly discovered charity at this late date, there is someone you can help.
  • A baby? Yours?
  • It’s God’s judgment on you! 
  • The wicked shall not go unpunished!
  • He has nobody else. Take him, if you can find it in your heart.
  • Oh, Lord, you’ve sent me a test. 
  • This child is my cross to bear. 
  • I may not have saved my brother, but I will save this… thing.
  • What makes a monster and what makes a man?
  • The world is cruel. The world is wicked.
  • It’s I alone whom you can trust in this whole city.
  • I am your only friend.
  • How can I protect you, boy, unless you always stay in here?
  • These are crimes for which the world shows little pity.
  • You’re my one defender.
  • Out there, they’ll revile you as a monster.
  • I am a monster.
  • All my life I wonder how it feels to pass a day not above them, but part of them.
  • Give me one day out there, all I ask is one.
  • What I’d give, what I’d dare, just to live one day out there!
  • Every day they shout and scold and go about their lives, heedless of the gift it is to be them.
  • If I were in their skin, I’d treasure every instant.
  • No one sees I’m here now.
  • Once a year we throw a party here in town.
  • Every man’s a king and every king’s a clown.
  • It’s the day the devil in us gets released.
  • Give me your girls of pleasure.
  • I have born the brunt of a soldier’s test.
  • Whoever pays the most I call ‘My Liege.’
  • And whatever I do I’ll make sure this is true: I will never go back again.
  • Darling, to be blunt you are with the best.
  • Like other true knights I’ve got ambition.
  • For a few nights fun is my mission.
  • Care to share a day of rest and recreation?
  • I’m grateful for the opportunity to serve you, my Lord.
  • I see how you stare.
  • Come see me dance.
  • She dances like the devil himself.
  • She dances like an angel.
  • Before we get old, come feel the heat.
  • Come taste the desire.
  • Put your foulest features on display.
  • Wouldn’t you like to be crowned King for a day?
  • It’s a day we do the things that we deplore.
  • See how I’ve sheltered you from having to go through this.
  • You don’t belong with normal men.
  • I don’t know if you can hear me or if you’re even there.
  • Yes, I know I’m just an outcast. I shouldn’t speak to you
  • I see your face and wonder, were you once an outcast too?
  • God help the outcasts or nobody will.
  • I ask for nothing. I can get by.
  • Please help my people, the poor and downtrod.
  • I thought we all were the children of God.
  • When you look from high above everything seems pretty.
  • Thanks for giving this moment to me.
  • For all these years you’ve stayed alone and free from danger.
  • Be brave and say something.
  • Come keep me warm until morning.
  • Hold me close while we’re dancing.
  • I cannot bear to watch and yet I cannot turn away.
  • So many times out there I’ve watched a happy pair of lovers walking in the night.
  • I knew I’d never now that warm and loving glow, though I might wish with all my might.
  • No face as hideous as my face was ever meant for Heaven’s Light.
  • Suddenly an angel has smiled at me and touched my face without a trace of fright.
  • I dare to dream that she might even care for me.
  • I swear it must be Heaven’s light.
  • Of my virtue I am justly proud.
  • You know I’m so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak licentious crowd.
  • I feel her. I see her. 
  • This burning desire is turning me to sin.
  • It’s not my fault! I’m not to blame!
  • It’s not my fault if in God’s plan he made the devil so much stronger than a man!
  • Let her taste the fires of Hell, or else let her be mine and mine alone.
  • Choose me or your pyre.
  • God have mercy on her.
  • God have mercy on me.
  • She will be mine or she will burn!
  • Don’t let her flee and vanish in the night.
  • Are you disobeying a direct order?
  • I knew it. She’s bewitched you, too.
  • I’ve heard the calling of the Lord.
  • In the dark, I call your name.
  • Why did I hear her words inside my head?
  • You have to save her!
  • Oh, what’s the matter? Are you afraid?
  • Of course he’s afraid! And he should be!
  • That’s what makes you a hero – doing what you’re afraid of.
  • She gave it to you because she nows you’re smart.
  • For her I will be strong.
  • You’re very clever to have found our little hideaway.
  • We have a method for spies and intruders not terribly different from bees in a hive.
  • My apologies for your imminent demise. 
  • It’s our lives or yours.
  • Here we are, nearly strangers from two worlds that’ve rarely met.
  • Somehow, you have made me someone new.
  • I’m asking if you will let me come with you.
  • I must be in a place of miracles.
  • A miracle you’ve brought to me.
  • All this time I’ve been certain that my life would be spent alone.
  • It’s time I’ve learned no love will be returned to one who’s born to be alone.
  • Now I know there’ll be no miracles for me.
  • No more need for a heart of stone.
  • Better to have a heart of stone.
  • Though we’ll set out for lands unkown, they’re lands we’ll share.
  • Will we find a haven once more?
  • Could there be a country kinder to our race?
  • Where’s my place of miracles?
  • I used to believe, in the days I was naive, that I’d live to see a day of justice dawn.
  • I’ll die while believing still.
  • Someday we may yet live to live and let let live.
  • Someday, life will be fairer.
  • Someday these dreams will all be real.
  • You must try to free yourself!
  • Quiet! Go away!
  • You’re the only one who can save her now.
  • You know what happens when I try to help. I only make things worse.
  • How do you know what I believe?
  • What do you know of all the things I feel?
  • Who is it that you see instead of seeing what I am for real?
  • You’re a liar!
  • Would that I were made of stone like you.
  • You give such good advice, so why has not one single word you’ve said been any help at all?
  • The more your dreams and fancies fill my head the farther that I fall.
  • If I were senseless, I’d prefer it.
  • I’ve wasted my faith believing in saints of plaster.
  • His words were cold as stone, but they were true.
  • Take all your lies and leave me alone.
  • We’ll trouble you no longer.
  • We’re only made of stone.
  • We just thought that you were made of something stronger.
  • Now I’m on my own, never again to wonder what’s out there.
  • Think of what I’ve offered. What is your answer?
  • Open the doors! Ram them through if you must!
  • How mch oppression will you allow?
  • Why not make someday come right now?
  • Oh, saints and monster, show your power!
  • You are home.
  • In my eyes, you are beautiful, too.
  • You’re such a good friend.
  • Is she dead?
  • Now we can finally go back to the way things were.
  • Now that she’s gone the poison dies with her.
  • We can go on as close as once we were.
  • No sanctuary without her!
  • I could have helped her. Even loved her.
  • Love? What do you know of love?
  • Who have you ever loved?
  • I loved… I loved my brother.
  • He was wicked, weak!
  • No – you are the weak one.
  • I told you – I am very strong!
  • You don’t want to hurt me!
  • The world is cruel. the world is ugly. But there are times and there are people when the world is not.
  • At it’s cruelest, it’s still the only world we’ve got.
  • Here is a riddle to guess if you can.