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Favorite Characters | Dr. Ellie Sattler

“Look, we can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back.”

#look I know they went to a LOT of effort to make the leads in jurassic world v attractive  #I
mean they spent a lot making sure bryce dallas howard had excellent
eyeliner and you know pratt was told to be at the gym 8 hours a day  #and normally that ‘romancing the stone’ extreme of ‘porn version of indiana jones meets leggy accountant’ would work for me  #I mean it works for me in romancing the stone for an obvious example  #but like  #how much MORE ATTRACTIVE ARE ELLIE SATLER AND ALAN GRANT???  #ellie with her cute AF sunglasses and huge stompy trail boots  #and sam neill as alan has probably never been to a gym a day in his life  #and wouldn’t know a protein shake from a tanning salon  #but alan grant makes me giggle like a schoolgirl and I would draw hearts around ellie satler on my schoolbooks if I had them  #I mean if you went on a dig with them or got taught a class by them you’d have to sit at the back!  #so they couldn’t see you blushing furiously!