oddishodyssey:

fatmomsgetfit:

fatmomsgetfit:

“Wow! You’ve lost a lot of weight! What’s your secret?”

“Diet and exercise.”

“Yeah… but what’s your SEEECRET?”
😒

Tapeworms
Essential oils
Coconut oil
Water
Mind over matter
Stars lined up
I joined the avengers
Pole dancing
Took a really big poop this morning
Good lighting

The last 5 killed me and the poop one is the best comeback EVER