Tony Stark??? Nah what an asshole. He’s so- [trips] [Thousands of photos of Tony Stark fall out of my jacket] W-what a fucking piece of shit- I- These aren’t mine- I’m just- [Gathering them up while sweating frantically] Listen- I just- listen- fuck [Photos of Tony Stark scatter across the floor] Shit- Fuck- I’m holding them for a friend- just listen