catnippackets:

me, at a department store: *sees some bath towels* hm I wonder how soft they are

me: *touches the bath towels*

me: *immediately has sudden desire to get married and move in to a nice house with my wife and buy domestic items like bath towels and soap dispensers and bedsheets to decorate my house that I will cook and do taxes in*

me: *lets go of the towels*

domestic feelings: *slowly slip away*

me:

Leave a comment