me, at a department store: *sees some bath towels* hm I wonder how soft they are
me: *touches the bath towels*
me: *immediately has sudden desire to get married and move in to a nice house with my wife and buy domestic items like bath towels and soap dispensers and bedsheets to decorate my house that I will cook and do taxes in*
me: *lets go of the towels*
domestic feelings: *slowly slip away*
me: