things I say at least 20 times per shift

bitchbarista:

(…or mutter under my breath, or whisper into the headset)

•can I have a name for the order?
•what size?
•we’re gonna need more ice soon
•*singing* I’m so stickyyyy
•I’m sorry, can you repeat that?
•fuck
•ok we need more ice now
•how many pumps was that?
•______ do you have a headset on?
•what size?
•FUCK
•we have black, green or passion
•room for cream?
•can you repeat that one more time please
•hot or iced?
•someone just murder me pls
•ok, what size was that?
•can anyone get ice??? anyone…?
•do you have a recipe?
•fuck me
•what size?
•shit what’s the shelf life on this
•what size?
•what size?
•what size?
•what size?
•what size?
•what size?
•I’m quitting
•…what size?