knightinironarmor:

you know what’s fake as fuck though. this thing where they’ve been trying to pretend 616 tony would act like a Cool Guy and Distant around kids like have you seen him. he’s the guy who stepped out of the crowd in armor to catch a doll from the ground and return it all like “here dear, you dropped your dolly” he spends the night sitting because a little girl fell asleep on his lap he doesn’t have the heart to directly tell kid cassie lang that he doesn’t want to eat her pies anymore because they’re terrible like fuck off with your Too Cool For You Little Adults iteration of 616 tony marvel, 616 tony draws heart shapes on fogged glass as he remembers the little kid he wanted to adopt lmao