maktubisasheep:

thisisnotbruce:

Here’s Gazza the ambo who’s pulled an all nighter
Here is Gary, the paramedic who’s just worked all night

Nan and mum with the ankle biter
Grandma and mom with their little child

Stevo from Paddo on a break from a reno
Steve from Paddington taking a break from a renovation

Having a chinwag from the visiting relos
Chatting with visiting relatives

Back from the Murray are Hoddie and Binnie (???) with pav mcflurries and towin a tinny
Back from the Murray are (those two names I’m not familiar with) with Pavlova McFlurries and towing a boat

Hawko and Simmo in a ute that’s chockers
(someone who’s last name is probably Hawksomething) and Simon in a utility vehicle that’s full

Best behaviours fellas, these two are coppers
Be on your best behavior guys, those two are cops

Yep, there’s Jimbos and Bennos and Raches and Ackers
Yes, there’s Jims and Bens and Rachels and (people with last name that starts with Ack)

But there’s only one place on earth where you can get Macca’s
But there’s only one place on earth where you can get McDonald’s