jamekirks:

carrie fisher: don’t fight carrie fisher. i mean, actually do fight carrie fisher because who doesn’t love people getting their ass handed to them by carrie fisher. 

mark hamill: don’t fight mark hamill. what the fuck. leave him alone. you’d win but would it be worth it? no. just leave him be. 

harrison ford: please fight harrison ford. please. for whatever reason, look inside yourself and you’ll find one, everyone has at least 3 or 4 reasons to fight this man. fight harrison ford and you probably won’t win but it will be satisfying. 

ewan mcgregor: fight ewan mcgregor. you could or could not win but he’d make lightsaber noises it’d be funny. also if he loses he’ll cry and if he wins he’ll cry. fight him it’s a win-win situation.

natalie portman: ???????don’t fight natalie portman wtf is wrong with you

hayden christensen: do not fight him. hasn’t he suffered enough stop these thoughts in your head right now i know you wanna fight him but don’t. 

daisy ridley: ??????? i’d like to see you try to fight daisy ridley. first of all why would you even think of fighting daisy ridley. but honestly have you seen what she can do i mean if you wanna fight daisy ridley call me so i can watch her kick your teeth in. 

john boyega: do i really have to tell you not to fight john boyega i mean he probably wouldn’t fight you and just disarm you with a smile but if you really wanna fight him remember he beat up an alien with a bat in attack the block so you might wanna reconsider also have you seen his arms? don’t. love yourself.

oscar isaac: for the love of god fight oscar isaac i’m begging you. fight him. i’ll fight him. let’s all fight him together just. don’t look into the eyes or at the hair just fight him give him all you got. fight him for all of us.