Person: “Luke Skywalker is gay!”
Me: “Proof, please.”
Person: “Mark said you can interpret him anyway, he’s confirmed gay!”
Me: “That’s wonderful, but it doesn’t prove anything. Got anything else?”
Person: “Have you seen the way he looks?”
Me: “You’re relying on gay stereotypes. Pick something else.”
Person: “You’re a fake fan if you think Luke is anything but gay!”
Me: *Looks into the camera like in The Office*