Me: Rey is Luke Skywalker’s daughter.
Fandom: That’s impossible! Luke is a Jedi and the Order forbids attachments. He would be a childless monk just like Obi-Wan!
Me: …
Fandom: …
Me: …
Fandom: Besides, she is obviously Obi-Wan’s granddaughter!
Me: *stares into the camera like I’m on the office*