officialskeletonwar:

mycatstail:

My husband is a veteran of many skeleton wars passed, he’s ready for our son to step up. officialskeletonwar, at what age do you take recruits?

With a wife as beautiful as you are (and your skeleton inside perhaps even more so) your husband is a lucky skeleton.

We take recruits 13+ ( according to our terms of service  – but who reads those?)